Monkey Man Comics

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”We should play Talisman! It’s

”We should play Talisman! It’s like Candyland for people like us!”

”No wonder Vanilla Ice failed:

”No wonder Vanilla Ice failed: he melted Under Pressure!” - The entire Angel family, in unison.

Some people don’t understand my obsession with Adventure Time. But there are many more who do.

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I love doing Adventure Time mashups

Dear East Coast: I know this is going to be our first winter together, but I feel like you’re trying too hard to impress me. If this relationship is going to work, you’re going to have to be more honest about your weather patterns. Love, Peter

”…it tastes like Christmas.” Dan,

”…it tastes like Christmas.” Dan, my Jewish friend.

Opening night…

New Toy! I can read books again!

[Man] sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.

- His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama of Tibet